What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 8, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Rabia (Guest) on February 5, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Wande (Guest) on February 4, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 28, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Abdillah (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Jamal (Guest) on January 12, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Kassim (Guest) on January 10, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 7, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rubea (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on December 31, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Binti (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 18, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 5, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 3, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Nassar (Guest) on November 3, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 21, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 15, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 30, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 16, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 14, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Jamal (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 2, 2015

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 26, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 11, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 10, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

John Lissu (Guest) on August 7, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 4, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on August 1, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Farida (Guest) on July 21, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Shukuru (Guest) on July 15, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Hawa (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 11, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Wande (Guest) on June 5, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 4, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 28, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Daudi (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Hashim (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 16, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 15, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 10, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Zuhura (Guest) on May 9, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 9, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Halimah (Guest) on April 24, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Shamim (Guest) on April 20, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Hekima (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Masika (Guest) on April 10, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 6, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on April 5, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mhina (Guest) on March 22, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂