What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 22, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Farida (Guest) on March 4, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 24, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 19, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Bakari (Guest) on February 13, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Daudi (Guest) on January 30, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 30, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Sekela (Guest) on January 28, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

David Chacha (Guest) on January 24, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 10, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Sumaya (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 25, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 24, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 13, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 2, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

John Kamande (Guest) on November 25, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 20, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 31, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 25, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 21, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 10, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 7, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Latifa (Guest) on September 21, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 6, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Josephine (Guest) on August 29, 2015

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Asha (Guest) on August 27, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Rehema (Guest) on August 26, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 25, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Maulid (Guest) on August 21, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Abubakar (Guest) on August 19, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Omar (Guest) on August 19, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Makame (Guest) on July 21, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 20, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 19, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Biashara (Guest) on July 7, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mohamed (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 26, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Rabia (Guest) on June 15, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Salma (Guest) on June 3, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 28, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 14, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Khatib (Guest) on May 13, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 12, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 7, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mariam (Guest) on April 21, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 15, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐