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Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything? ๐
A: The elephant's ego! ๐
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji ๐, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
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They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Halima (Guest) on January 17, 2015
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