Why do eggs hate jokes?

Kheri (Guest) on September 12, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Nassor (Guest) on September 8, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 31, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 30, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 19, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Shabani (Guest) on July 20, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mazrui (Guest) on July 19, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 9, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Selemani (Guest) on July 8, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Hassan (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 28, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Omar (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Khalifa (Guest) on June 8, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 5, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Kazija (Guest) on June 4, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 7, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Josephine (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 29, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Issa (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Kahina (Guest) on March 9, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Faiza (Guest) on March 7, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Masika (Guest) on March 1, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 25, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 23, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Neema (Guest) on February 15, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 4, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 1, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 16, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 16, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Safiya (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 13, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 4, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 26, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwanais (Guest) on October 25, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 24, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Sekela (Guest) on October 22, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

John Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 15, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 14, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 10, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Binti (Guest) on October 7, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Ahmed (Guest) on September 17, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗