What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 9, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 1, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 17, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on August 11, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Juma (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 29, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 28, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 27, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Zakaria (Guest) on July 23, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Josephine (Guest) on July 3, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 30, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 14, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

James Mduma (Guest) on June 10, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 27, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Nassor (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 15, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 12, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 4, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Juma (Guest) on May 4, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 13, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Khatib (Guest) on April 7, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 13, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Shani (Guest) on March 11, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Habiba (Guest) on March 4, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Sharifa (Guest) on February 18, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Sarafina (Guest) on February 17, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 31, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 28, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Amir (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Shabani (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Amina (Guest) on November 21, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Salima (Guest) on November 13, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 11, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 7, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Rahim (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on September 27, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 21, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Kiza (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 2, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Yusuf (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️