Why did the robber take a shower?

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on November 20, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Hassan (Guest) on November 20, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Kheri (Guest) on November 19, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Jafari (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 7, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mazrui (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Kiza (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Saidi (Guest) on October 12, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 26, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mariam (Guest) on September 23, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Ahmed (Guest) on September 20, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 6, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Nassar (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Habiba (Guest) on September 3, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 22, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 21, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Nassor (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Fadhila (Guest) on July 25, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 27, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Mchawi (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mwanais (Guest) on June 19, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

James Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 12, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Juma (Guest) on May 1, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Zainab (Guest) on April 24, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 21, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Baridi (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Jamal (Guest) on April 13, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

John Kamande (Guest) on April 8, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 5, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mchuma (Guest) on March 28, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 28, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 24, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 23, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 17, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Hashim (Guest) on March 5, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Jamila (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 20, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 19, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Abubakar (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Salum (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 26, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Makame (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️