Why didn’t the oven go to college?

Halimah (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 6, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mchuma (Guest) on December 6, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Salum (Guest) on November 30, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Jamal (Guest) on November 25, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 22, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 19, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Rashid (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 4, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Halima (Guest) on October 26, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 25, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Zainab (Guest) on October 2, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 28, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Fatuma (Guest) on September 15, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 15, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Masika (Guest) on September 14, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Tambwe (Guest) on September 13, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Yusuf (Guest) on September 11, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Hamida (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 5, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Chum (Guest) on September 5, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Wande (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Furaha (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 30, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mchawi (Guest) on August 28, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Zubeida (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mhina (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mazrui (Guest) on August 24, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Jamila (Guest) on August 21, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Abdillah (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

George Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 15, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Jabir (Guest) on July 12, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Issa (Guest) on June 25, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 25, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Sharifa (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Omari (Guest) on June 12, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Rabia (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 7, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 30, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 27, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on May 14, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 12, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Daudi (Guest) on May 12, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Rabia (Guest) on May 6, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 19, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️