What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Majid (Guest) on November 26, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 8, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 4, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 1, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 29, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 1, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mustafa (Guest) on September 12, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 27, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 2, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 15, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 15, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Abubakar (Guest) on July 11, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 30, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 23, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 18, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 15, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 13, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 11, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 11, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Chiku (Guest) on May 2, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 29, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

James Kimani (Guest) on April 25, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Issa (Guest) on April 24, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Muslima (Guest) on April 20, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

John Lissu (Guest) on April 12, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 10, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 29, 2020

😂 So funny!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on March 25, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Biashara (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 19, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nashon (Guest) on March 19, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on March 17, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mjaka (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 11, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 4, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on March 4, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nassar (Guest) on February 28, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Mchuma (Guest) on February 24, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mgeni (Guest) on February 10, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

James Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

James Kimani (Guest) on January 20, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Yusra (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

George Mallya (Guest) on January 14, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 13, 2020

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Sarafina (Guest) on January 13, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Rukia (Guest) on January 7, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 3, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Rahim (Guest) on December 31, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Abdillah (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬