What do you call a pig that does karate?

Kazija (Guest) on January 16, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 16, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Rehema (Guest) on January 12, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

John Lissu (Guest) on January 8, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Khatib (Guest) on January 1, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Hekima (Guest) on December 29, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 14, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 7, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on December 3, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 30, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Habiba (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 18, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Hekima (Guest) on November 17, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Rabia (Guest) on November 10, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 8, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Kheri (Guest) on October 24, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 20, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Maimuna (Guest) on October 14, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 8, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mchuma (Guest) on October 8, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 6, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 3, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 24, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 28, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 21, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 21, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 18, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 29, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Zakaria (Guest) on July 29, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Yusra (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 6, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 23, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 18, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 3, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Rubea (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rahma (Guest) on May 31, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 18, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 14, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Husna (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Umi (Guest) on May 6, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 4, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 18, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 14, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Zawadi (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 22, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Zakia (Guest) on March 19, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋