What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Nashon (Guest) on March 18, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 6, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Biashara (Guest) on February 2, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 28, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 30, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 13, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Yahya (Guest) on November 26, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Maida (Guest) on November 5, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 3, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mariam (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 2, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Sharifa (Guest) on October 30, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Zakia (Guest) on October 26, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 24, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 24, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Salima (Guest) on October 18, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rashid (Guest) on October 12, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Shukuru (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Safiya (Guest) on September 19, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 9, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 2, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Ahmed (Guest) on July 29, 2018

😃 Instant mood boost!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Jaffar (Guest) on July 12, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Kiza (Guest) on July 12, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Maida (Guest) on July 8, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Kiza (Guest) on July 7, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 30, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Jafari (Guest) on June 18, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Azima (Guest) on June 16, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 14, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 7, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 7, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 17, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 18, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nuru (Guest) on April 13, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 12, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Salum (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 25, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Sultan (Guest) on March 19, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 15, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 13, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️