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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜„


Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–

Rahim (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 14, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πŸβœ‚οΈ

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 2, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 30, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πŸͺπŸ₯

George Tenga (Guest) on January 22, 2019

πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Azima (Guest) on January 19, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πŸͺ‘βœ‹

Husna (Guest) on December 31, 2018

πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!

Athumani (Guest) on December 26, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ”πŸ“

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 24, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ή

John Mushi (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 6, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 1, 2018

I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 25, 2018

🀣 That twist at the end, though!

Nyota (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 13, 2018

🀣 This one’s fire!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! πŸŽ£πŸ“Ί

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 2, 2018

πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!

Aziza (Guest) on October 16, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 10, 2018

πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 16, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! πŸ‘πŸ

Neema (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! πŸ˜„

Sekela (Guest) on August 5, 2018

πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 26, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. πŸ‘“πŸ˜œ

Farida (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ

James Kimani (Guest) on July 17, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Fadhili (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Leila (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

Jamal (Guest) on June 14, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! πŸ…πŸ‘—

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†

Umi (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. πŸŽ“πŸ˜

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2018

πŸ˜„ What a joke!

Nassar (Guest) on May 29, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! πŸ₯―🌊

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†

Mjaka (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? πŸ˜ŽπŸ”§

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 23, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! πŸŒ²πŸ’»

Shabani (Guest) on April 15, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•

Halimah (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣

Bakari (Guest) on March 22, 2018

πŸ˜† I’m bookmarking this for later!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 17, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πŸ’Ό

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 27, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🀑

Abubakar (Guest) on February 24, 2018

πŸ˜† Bookmarking this!

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 22, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Amir (Guest) on February 19, 2018

🀣 This joke is too good!

Rahma (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚

Mariam (Guest) on January 21, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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