What do you call a fly with no wings?

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 25, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 24, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 17, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on January 22, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Mhina (Guest) on January 21, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 16, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 8, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Zawadi (Guest) on December 27, 2017

😄 Too good!

Mazrui (Guest) on December 23, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 23, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Wande (Guest) on December 14, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Baridi (Guest) on December 2, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Athumani (Guest) on November 19, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 18, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 17, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Aziza (Guest) on November 2, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 22, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Hashim (Guest) on October 11, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Chum (Guest) on October 10, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 29, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 19, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 9, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 9, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 8, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Sultan (Guest) on September 7, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 31, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Rubea (Guest) on August 29, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 27, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 24, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Muslima (Guest) on August 22, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Issack (Guest) on August 21, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Majid (Guest) on August 21, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 17, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Omari (Guest) on July 24, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 17, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 10, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Latifa (Guest) on July 6, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Shamim (Guest) on July 2, 2017

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on June 28, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rahim (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 26, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 8, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Daudi (Guest) on May 17, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 3, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 2, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Hamida (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 21, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️