What kind of murderer has fiber?

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Jamal (Guest) on October 2, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Yusra (Guest) on September 29, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

James Malima (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Kiza (Guest) on September 16, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 31, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Shamim (Guest) on August 31, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Maneno (Guest) on August 29, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nahida (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Abubakar (Guest) on August 18, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Husna (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Shani (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Yusra (Guest) on August 2, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 27, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 23, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 13, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on July 9, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 4, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Ahmed (Guest) on June 19, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 18, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mjaka (Guest) on June 13, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 3, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 3, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on May 28, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Faiza (Guest) on May 27, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Fadhila (Guest) on May 11, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Issa (Guest) on May 11, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on May 2, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Josephine (Guest) on April 29, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 26, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Shani (Guest) on April 25, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 25, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Ali (Guest) on April 16, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 13, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 10, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mchuma (Guest) on April 9, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Shamsa (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 31, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Khadija (Guest) on March 28, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 27, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 24, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 22, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 14, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 13, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 7, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Amina (Guest) on March 5, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on February 27, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 27, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Rahim (Guest) on February 20, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 19, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 17, 2017

😄 Too good!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 9, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 4, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Issa (Guest) on February 3, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔