Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 24, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Biashara (Guest) on November 19, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 14, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 3, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 1, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 30, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Sumaya (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 25, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 19, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 12, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 3, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 3, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 25, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 23, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 9, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Nasra (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Omar (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 2, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 21, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on July 27, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 23, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 6, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Sofia (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 4, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 1, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 25, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Kazija (Guest) on June 4, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 21, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 21, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Hashim (Guest) on May 4, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Binti (Guest) on April 30, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 26, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Umi (Guest) on April 6, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Zakia (Guest) on March 29, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 11, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Asha (Guest) on March 9, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Farida (Guest) on March 5, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

David Chacha (Guest) on March 1, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 17, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 14, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 8, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on February 1, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Salma (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 27, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Nuru (Guest) on January 25, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Muslima (Guest) on January 24, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 24, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 22, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 11, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Aziza (Guest) on January 5, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Maulid (Guest) on December 27, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂