What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

Latifa (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Khatib (Guest) on September 16, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 16, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

John Mushi (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 29, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 28, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Abubakar (Guest) on August 21, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Amani (Guest) on July 29, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Amani (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Khadija (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Zakaria (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 12, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Tambwe (Guest) on July 3, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

James Mduma (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Chiku (Guest) on June 30, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 15, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Leila (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 30, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Raha (Guest) on May 15, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 12, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 9, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

James Malima (Guest) on May 6, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Fadhili (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 28, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 27, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 24, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Halima (Guest) on March 20, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 10, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 26, 2016

😄 Too good!

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 22, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mchuma (Guest) on February 20, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Raha (Guest) on February 20, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mwanais (Guest) on February 14, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Maida (Guest) on February 10, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 6, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Shani (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Zubeida (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 31, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 30, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 30, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Furaha (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 21, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Fadhili (Guest) on December 18, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 10, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 10, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴