What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Mohamed (Guest) on February 17, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Hamida (Guest) on February 15, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 7, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Neema (Guest) on January 29, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 6, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 6, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 6, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Nashon (Guest) on January 2, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 9, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mariam (Guest) on November 27, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

James Malima (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mohamed (Guest) on November 19, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Safiya (Guest) on November 1, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Asha (Guest) on October 23, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Maida (Guest) on October 23, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Muslima (Guest) on October 23, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwanais (Guest) on October 20, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mgeni (Guest) on October 20, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 8, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 6, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 2, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Shamim (Guest) on September 28, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 26, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Salima (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 25, 2016

😂 So funny!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 23, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 23, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

James Malima (Guest) on August 19, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Hashim (Guest) on August 10, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 8, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 8, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 30, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

David Chacha (Guest) on July 24, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 16, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Kazija (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 1, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Rehema (Guest) on June 30, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Omar (Guest) on June 21, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 17, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 11, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 7, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 5, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Abubakar (Guest) on March 30, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 17, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 13, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 1, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Shamim (Guest) on February 16, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 10, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣